I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
there was this guy at my school in grade nine who was notorious for never taking his shades off and i remember he was leaving the school and he actually did a raffle to give away his shades on his last day and at the assembly they drew it and he gave the winner his shades and immediately produced another pair from somewhere on his person and put them on like lightning fast so tl;dr i think dave strider went to my school

i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over a lot and stuff


who-locked-me-out-of-hogwarts:
IT’S A GUITARDIS
AND ITS FUCKING TRANSPARENT
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS
thank you. day is made
I see what you did there

More proof that Cats are not nearly as graceful and agile as we give them credit for….
ITS FUCKING FEET
I CANT BREATHE
*rocks in rocking chair* BACK IN MY DAY KIDS USED TO PAINT THEIR SKIN GREY AND WORSHIP A MADMAN BY THE NAME’A HUSSIE *chews gums* I NEVER WILL FORGET THE HIATUS OF 2013, THEMS WAS SOME DARK DAYS. MMHMM, NOW RUN ALONG, AND DON’T FORGET TO TAKE THAT PIE I BAKED FOR YOUR DAD, I KNOW HOW GAMZEE LOVES HIS PIE.

This is actually a scene from a korean drama, I don’t know the name but I saw the screencaps and I thought it was cute hehe
tl:dr; Kanaya can’t help but stare at Rose’s boobs

HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY
So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!
If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)
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